20 December 2024

Why I Wish I Was Elvis-

Elvis, like me, kept a hole puncher close at hand.
When something on television made "The King" angry, he picked up his hole puncher and made a smoking hole in that appliance.
Ruining a television meant nothing to him.
I wish I was Elvis.

3 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

My solution? I haven't owned a television for years.

Old NFO said...

I use the TV for dry fire practice. Empty gun, ammo in the other room, and 'shoot' the Os on the commercials.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Shooting these new LCD TVs is nowhere near as satisfactory as watching a cathode ray tube implode.