Why I Wish I Was Elvis-

Elvis, like me, kept a hole puncher close at hand.
When something on television made "The King" angry, he picked up his hole puncher and made a smoking hole in that appliance.
Ruining a television meant nothing to him.
I wish I was Elvis.

Cheese Eating, Wine Drinking Surrender Monkeys !

I'm trying to find good things to say about the French.
Supporting us against the folks with terrible teeth... the British, they are our oldest ally. We must respect that and thank them.
And they build damned good things that fly.
I just hope we always remember how quickly they'll give up and wait for us to keep them from speaking some language other than French.