06 April 2011
WAIT! I'm Watchin' You! STOP!
You're actually gonna EAT all those?!
How many eggs have you had this week?
Eight? You're kidding, right? EIGHT?!!
Well since you've already cooked 'em up we'll let ya eat 'em...
Waste not, want not, ya know?
Yeah, you deserved that! I saw you reaching across that table. Were you actually going to add salt to those?
You know better than that. They "taste better with salt" you say?
Salt would make you retain fluids and would increase your blood pressure.
You're not gonna butter that are ya?
There's already enough cholesterol in those eggs to float the Titanic!
No butter! And go easy on that strawberry jam too...
Lots of calories in that, for sure.
Okay, we've got the food under control,haven't we?
Let's have a look now at what type light bulbs are in the fixture illuminating this table!