Lindsey Lohan is out of jail!
I heard it on the "News". I bet you did too.
Oh, friend Terry sent me an email...
David Dolby died earlier this month.
"Who?" you ask?
Yeah, that's the problem.
Lindsey Lohan is a mess... a drag on society and an example of how NOT to live life.
David Dolby was a hero...
His life, AND his death should have received more attention than it did.
Thank you for protecting me and mine, Sgt. Dolby.