Here's A Tip!

Where can I buy these in bulk?


They'd be great to give to panhandlers... Here's your "Hope and Change!" Waitpersons too, if they were obvious Obama supporters.
UPDATE:
Over at Instapundit one of the commenters remarks:
“I couldn’t help but notice that the Obama dollar is only worth 30 cents.”
Sad, but true.

Who Needs Viagra?

C'mon, it's only two minutes, and it'll make ya laugh:



How can this poor guy EVER live up to expectations?

I Did It For YOU, Kids!

Ha.
Read this.
Make sure to read the comments.
We certainly face four interesting years!

Rehabilitated!

Crushed.
I was humiliated almost to the point of self-mutiliation when I saw how unhappy "The One" would be with me following my test shown below.
So I took a deep breath, forced myself to realize all the world's ills were about to come to an end because George Bush was about to be exiled to Texas. Knowing I need no longer worry about my mortgage payment or my gas tank being filled, I re-took "The Obama Test". Here are the results:
(Cue the "Hallelujah Chorus")

Barack is pleased!


I proudly scored 93 on the Obama Test

Where's my "Barack Obama Commemorative Memorial Inaugural Bronze Medallion with Certificate of Authenticity"?

How Can I Regain My Self-Esteem?!

Barack is very disappointed with me!


I only scored 22 on the Obama Test