25 March 2011

Aging. Resistance AIN'T Futile!

I got wrinkles.
I got sags.
My eyebrows are a rat's nest.
I got skin tags and "LRB's"... (little red bumps) poppin' up all over me.
My back frequently reminds me I'm no longer 23.
My ears and eyesight are headed to Cuba.
But the worst of it?
I'm finally resigned to regularly taking a medication...
If I don't, my heartburn makes all the above seem trivial.

Just shoot me.

5 comments:

cj said...

I hit 40 and my body decided it didn't like me anymore. I swear. Almost everything that's wrong with me is auto-immune related...

*sigh*

cjh

cary said...

I agree - as long as the heartburn is under control, I can handle the rest of the aches and pains.

Rita said...

Gee, I think you're coming to the party a little late. At least so far I've managed to avoid the skin tags and hearing issue, but the rest of that junk hit me a LONG time ago.

Old NFO said...

I'm there with ya...

The Old Man said...

Yo, amigo - you saw that pill carrier I have to use everyday. I think I'm up to 16 ppd (pills-per-day)now including 2 omeprazole to control the burn. BTDT - just wait....