Tonight on the Dennis Miller show a guy called in and said:
"Some choice we have in November!
On the Democrat side we have-
... A witch, who is a Lawyer, who is married to a Lawyer.
... A Lawyer, who is married to a witch, who is also a Lawyer.
On the Republican side we have-
A bona fide war hero, who is married to a classy, attractive, soft spoken lady,
WHO OWNS A BEER DISTRIBUTORSHIP!
Tell me again... why are we having this election?"