16 April 2021

Taxation Without Representation!

Washington D.C. voters say they're being cheated-
They're citizens, but they have no real say in Congress.
They want to be our 51st State so they'll get two U.S. Senators and representation in the House.
I have a better idea.
Move the Nation's Capitol to Kansas City. Give the D.C. Real Estate back to Virginia and Maryland.

This solves at least two problems:
It makes our seat of government less susceptible to enemy attack, and,
It gives D.C. residents new representation in Congress via their new State residences.

And we don't have to worry about designing a new 51-State flag...
Yet.


3 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Excellent solution. I would recommend Pierre, S.D. as the new location. Better climate.

Old NFO said...

Welp, what they're trying to do is against the Constitution, but we 'know' how much they care about that... sigh

Rain Trueax said...

I like that idea. Not likely to happen given the current atmosphere :(