28 December 2021

Gimme a head with hair!

I've always hated shaving.
As of today I have not shaved in two months.
I haven't had a haircut in four months.
My beard turned grey years ago, (hence my Nom-de-plume).
The color of my hair changed more slowly, but is now dark grey with light grey highlights.

The beard goes through a scratchy phase at about two weeks post-shaving.
Hair?
It's more difficult to shampoo.
And waking in the morning, my appearance scares children and small animals.

I'm losing my barber and considering a buzz-cut.
That may be a bad idea now that Winter is here.
Shaving the beard may also be a bad idea because of the chill breeze.

Children and small animals may have to put up with me for a while.

3 comments:

  1. I had a barber that would open at 5:30 in the morning. He catered to those that work, are at work early, and work until after most barbers close. He was good, but a heart attack took him one morning in his driveway at home. I haven't found another since, but my wife has taken on the task. She's good, but I have the feeling the best thing is to find another barber.

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  2. A Wahl clipper with #1 attachment for my beard and scalp.
    Ever since my barber moved on.
    Somehow, I get away with it.

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  3. Hehehe I grow my 'winter coat' beard from Nov to Feb, maybe March depending on the weather.

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