There's an old story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors and afterward told the first mate that the men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
So the mate went straight to the sailors' berths and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!"
People may come along and promise "change" but don't count on things smelling any better.
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There's an old story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors and afterward told the first mate that the men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
So the mate went straight to the sailors' berths and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!"
People may come along and promise "change" but don't count on things smelling any better.
Best,
Erik.