tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12452759.post111921582101082448..comments2024-03-22T07:12:47.560-07:00Comments on Pitchpull: CNN Abandoning its' Audience?Greybeardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11919862790973521778noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12452759.post-1119281473362470662005-06-20T08:31:00.000-07:002005-06-20T08:31:00.000-07:00I have always believed that members of the Fourth ...I have always believed that members of the Fourth Estate should be placed in a barrel and launched into space. That said, I have a few more folks that should be selected for some genetic realignment.<BR/><BR/>DOCTORS:<BR/> <BR/> (A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000<BR/> <BR/> (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000<BR/> (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%<BR/> Statistics courtesy of the U.S.Dept of Health &Human Services<BR/> <BR/> **********************************<BR/> Guns:<BR/> <BR/> (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80<BR/>million)<BR/> (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is<BR/>1,500<BR/> (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%<BR/> Statistics courtesy of the FBI<BR/> So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous<BR/>than gun owners.<BR/> Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.<BR/> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE<BR/>DOCTOR.<BR/> Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors<BR/>before this gets completely out of hand!!!<BR/> ***************************************************<BR/> Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on LAWYERS for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical<BR/>attention.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com