20 December 2024

Why I Wish I Was Elvis-

Elvis, like me, kept a hole puncher close at hand.
When something on television made "The King" angry, he picked up his hole puncher and made a smoking hole in that appliance.
Ruining a television meant nothing to him.
I wish I was Elvis.

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3 comments:

  1. Well Seasoned Fool20 December, 2024 21:56

    My solution? I haven't owned a television for years.

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  2. Old NFO22 December, 2024 12:48

    I use the TV for dry fire practice. Empty gun, ammo in the other room, and 'shoot' the Os on the commercials.

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  3. Ed Bonderenka22 December, 2024 13:06

    Shooting these new LCD TVs is nowhere near as satisfactory as watching a cathode ray tube implode.

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